1 00:00:09,994 --> 00:00:11,246 Oh, yeah. Don't stop. 2 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,418 No. No, no. 3 00:00:16,501 --> 00:00:17,501 Yes, yes, yes! 4 00:00:18,044 --> 00:00:20,880 - Tell me how much you like it. - I like it so much! 5 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:22,924 I'm so close. 6 00:00:23,842 --> 00:00:24,884 Are you hearing this too? 7 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:27,387 I just scheduled an emergency Zoom with my therapist. 8 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,640 Oh, my God! Jackson, that feels so good. Keep going. 9 00:00:30,723 --> 00:00:31,766 What are we gonna do? 10 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:33,017 Should we pull the fire alarm? 11 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,769 No. Have you never watched a rom-com? 12 00:00:34,853 --> 00:00:36,271 Being rained on only makes people hornier! 13 00:00:36,354 --> 00:00:38,606 - Wowie zowie! - I'm gonna cut my ears off. 14 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,817 Let's just get out of here because if I hear how this ends, 15 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:42,068 I'll never recover. 16 00:00:42,152 --> 00:00:44,362 Keep thrusting your penis, it's happening! 17 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,531 Go, go, go. 18 00:00:54,873 --> 00:00:55,915 Hey, Canaan. 19 00:00:55,999 --> 00:00:59,085 I'm sorry I'm late. I hit traffic on the way. 20 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:01,713 Twice. 21 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,716 I refuse to interpret that as a sex thing. 22 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,593 - Sorry you hit traffic. - Twice. 23 00:01:08,094 --> 00:01:09,345 - Where's Lila? - She's not here. 24 00:01:09,429 --> 00:01:12,223 She at some coffee bean vendor in Brattleboro. 25 00:01:12,307 --> 00:01:15,435 I'm really impressed with how well she's adapted to this manager thing. 26 00:01:15,518 --> 00:01:16,644 Oh, yes. So is she. 27 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:20,482 In fact, she actually made herself Employee of the Month. 28 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,818 Hey, can I talk to you two for a minute? 29 00:01:23,902 --> 00:01:25,320 I'm Jodi, your union rep. 30 00:01:25,403 --> 00:01:27,197 - Oh, my God, hi! - We're in a union? 31 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,700 Yeah, the Essex Food Service Workers. Did you not send away for your union card? 32 00:01:30,784 --> 00:01:32,368 It's one of my prized possessions, 33 00:01:32,452 --> 00:01:34,704 even though they spelled my name "Krimberly." 34 00:01:34,788 --> 00:01:36,289 Well, we're going on strike. 35 00:01:36,956 --> 00:01:37,999 Amazing. 36 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:41,252 I am a union gal, and I stand with you no questions asked. 37 00:01:41,336 --> 00:01:42,754 I do have questions, though. 38 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:43,880 What's the strike about? 39 00:01:43,963 --> 00:01:46,674 Essex hasn't given us a raise since 1988. 40 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,676 We're drastically underpaid compared to other schools. 41 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,553 This about getting more money? I'm in. 42 00:01:50,637 --> 00:01:55,100 I would love to be able to take a girl anywhere other than this coffee shop. 43 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,685 Perfect. The dining hall workers are walking out at noon today. 44 00:01:57,769 --> 00:02:01,064 Just so you know, the administration isn't going to be happy with us. 45 00:02:01,147 --> 00:02:03,358 Well, Jodi, they freaking started it. 46 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,235 So, can we start striking now? 47 00:02:05,318 --> 00:02:07,779 Because I would love to not have to do inventory. 48 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,283 And while the strike is going on, 49 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:15,745 none of us go to Sips, the dining hall, or any other campus eatery. 50 00:02:15,829 --> 00:02:17,664 Sorry, but did we agree to do this with you? 51 00:02:17,747 --> 00:02:20,417 I'm not trying to be a bitch, I'm just genuinely confused. 52 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:23,044 Okay, I'll be the bitch. What are we supposed to eat? 53 00:02:23,128 --> 00:02:26,047 Eggs. I have six soft-boiling in the egg cooker right now. 54 00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:27,340 That's what that smell is. 55 00:02:27,424 --> 00:02:29,717 Guys, can we pause this egg talk for a minute? 56 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,344 I have something to tell you. 57 00:02:32,011 --> 00:02:33,221 Are you good? What's going on? 58 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:35,473 I don't know. I think I might've fucked up. 59 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,101 I cheated on Eric. 60 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,479 With that standup, Dan O'Connell. 61 00:02:42,063 --> 00:02:43,523 You hooked up with Dan O'Connell? 62 00:02:43,606 --> 00:02:44,858 - Was he drunk? - Dude! 63 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:47,444 Well, he's famous. I'm just trying to understand all this. 64 00:02:47,527 --> 00:02:48,862 Are you gonna tell Eric? 65 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:51,489 I don't think so. He's gonna be so upset. 66 00:02:51,573 --> 00:02:53,408 Well, I still think you should tell him. 67 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:55,785 Honesty is the best policy, even if it's hard. 68 00:02:58,079 --> 00:03:00,749 I don't think so. I think I'm gonna take this one to the grave. 69 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:03,001 Or my one-woman show, whichever one comes first. 70 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:05,253 Yummy, the eggs are ready! 71 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:07,213 Does anyone want nature's protein bar? 72 00:03:07,297 --> 00:03:09,090 Hot! Hot, hot! 73 00:03:10,717 --> 00:03:12,010 I think we should wait. 74 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:17,891 So, what is the least amount of time I can spend at Kimberly's protest 75 00:03:18,725 --> 00:03:20,310 without seeming like a bad friend? 76 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,021 Hopefully zero, 'cause I can't go at all. 77 00:03:23,104 --> 00:03:25,815 I have a hot date with the second floor of the Goldenberg Science Building. 78 00:03:25,899 --> 00:03:28,359 I say this with love and respect, but you've become a dork 79 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:30,403 and I'm struggling to be seen with you in public. 80 00:03:30,779 --> 00:03:32,906 I'm not gonna apologize for loving science. 81 00:03:32,989 --> 00:03:35,116 It's the final lab of the trimester and I need to kill it. 82 00:03:36,117 --> 00:03:38,828 Oh, shit, Leighton, here comes your doppelbanger. 83 00:03:38,912 --> 00:03:39,912 Leighton! 84 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,331 Hey. 85 00:03:41,414 --> 00:03:42,999 Hey, Tatum. Where are you coming from? 86 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,919 I just finished the most amazing Pilates class. 87 00:03:46,002 --> 00:03:48,004 - You would have loved it. - Reformer or mat? 88 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,839 Both, babe. 89 00:03:49,923 --> 00:03:53,051 Hey, do you wanna get dinner tonight? Like, a restaurant? 90 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,386 Just to be clear, I'm not a dining hall person. 91 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:57,847 I can't. I have plans with Whitney, 92 00:03:57,931 --> 00:04:00,391 but I could maybe meet up for coffee between classes. 93 00:04:00,475 --> 00:04:01,518 Okay. 94 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:03,895 Bye. 95 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:06,856 Hey, what was that? We don't have plans. 96 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,940 I know. 97 00:04:08,358 --> 00:04:09,358 I lied. 98 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,152 This may be hard to believe, but� 99 00:04:11,611 --> 00:04:13,113 I think Tatum might be cooler than me. 100 00:04:13,738 --> 00:04:16,074 She is. She also has a better energy than you. 101 00:04:16,157 --> 00:04:19,077 And I've never dated up before, 102 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,205 so I am trying to find ways to maintain my high status. 103 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:24,666 - Like walking away mid-conversation? - Yes. 104 00:04:24,749 --> 00:04:27,001 And also not responding to her Instagram stories, 105 00:04:27,085 --> 00:04:28,670 making my schedule seem crazy busy, 106 00:04:28,753 --> 00:04:31,047 and taking at least four hours to respond to a text. 107 00:04:31,714 --> 00:04:33,800 Twenty-four hours if the text is a question. 108 00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:35,009 And you're not worried 109 00:04:35,093 --> 00:04:36,136 all that will push her away? 110 00:04:36,219 --> 00:04:37,303 I would be, 111 00:04:37,387 --> 00:04:39,639 except she just texted, "Nice bumping into you." 112 00:04:39,722 --> 00:04:40,722 Oh. 113 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:42,559 That's a slay. 114 00:04:42,642 --> 00:04:44,185 She's right. That was a slay. 115 00:04:47,147 --> 00:04:49,399 - What do we want? - Fair wages! 116 00:04:49,482 --> 00:04:50,942 - When do we want it? - Now! 117 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,068 I led the cheer! 118 00:04:52,152 --> 00:04:54,112 Isn't this electrifying? Bringing about change? 119 00:04:54,195 --> 00:04:55,238 Are we, though? 120 00:04:55,321 --> 00:04:57,907 Because people are walking into the dining hall right in front of us. 121 00:04:57,991 --> 00:04:59,868 Why aren't people listening to us? 122 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,786 History is watching! 123 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,831 I think it's that rich students don't care about poor people. 124 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,958 Also, it's cheesesteak day. 125 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,793 And Essex cheesesteaks slap. 126 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:10,253 They are really good. 127 00:05:10,336 --> 00:05:12,505 Well, I'm not hungry. I brought eggs. 128 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,382 Did you just pull that out of your pocket? 129 00:05:14,466 --> 00:05:17,135 - I came to play! Do you want one? - I really don't. 130 00:05:17,218 --> 00:05:19,512 I'll take one to stop this conversation. 131 00:05:19,596 --> 00:05:20,638 Hey. 132 00:05:20,722 --> 00:05:22,140 - Hey. - What's going on? 133 00:05:22,766 --> 00:05:25,477 The food workers are on strike demanding better wages. 134 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,604 Whoa. That's badass. 135 00:05:27,687 --> 00:05:29,689 Yeah. I wish everyone felt that way. 136 00:05:29,773 --> 00:05:32,317 We're trying to get the students to boycott the dining hall, 137 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,235 but it's really hard getting people to care. 138 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:35,361 Yeah. That sucks. 139 00:05:35,445 --> 00:05:38,198 Well, I really gotta go, but I hope it gets better for you. 140 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:39,991 Thanks. 141 00:05:43,203 --> 00:05:44,245 Did he just� 142 00:05:44,329 --> 00:05:47,040 Pick a cheesesteak over you? He did. You saw that, right? 143 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:48,750 Yeah, I saw it. 144 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:54,130 I can't believe how many good ideas I came up with. 145 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:56,591 Forty pitches. What am I? Comedy genius? 146 00:05:56,674 --> 00:05:58,802 - Can you pick your favorite two? - No. 147 00:05:58,885 --> 00:05:59,928 Bela? 148 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,471 Cover the board. He's gonna steal our ideas! 149 00:06:01,554 --> 00:06:04,015 I'm not here for your tampon jokes. I'm just here to talk to Bela. 150 00:06:04,099 --> 00:06:05,225 We're in the middle of a pitch meeting. 151 00:06:05,308 --> 00:06:07,143 Well, it's not gonna take long. I just have one question. 152 00:06:07,227 --> 00:06:08,520 Did you have sex with Dan O'Connell? 153 00:06:09,521 --> 00:06:10,939 - No. - Don't lie to me. 154 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,107 My friend Matt works on his show 155 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:15,193 and he said Dan told his entire staff that he had sex with a girl at Essex. 156 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:17,362 And you're just assuming it's me? That could be any girl. 157 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,280 - Yeah! - Exactly. 158 00:06:19,948 --> 00:06:22,283 He described her as "an insatiable Indian chick 159 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:23,701 who wouldn't stop quoting 30 Rock." 160 00:06:25,787 --> 00:06:27,789 All right, that does sound like Bela. 161 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:31,793 - Eric, I am so sorry. - I can't fucking believe you! 162 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,169 Okay, that's enough. 163 00:06:33,253 --> 00:06:35,463 Bela's allowed to hook up with whoever she wants. 164 00:06:35,547 --> 00:06:36,965 It's not like you were exclusive. 165 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,133 Actually, we were. 166 00:06:38,842 --> 00:06:41,136 Okay. Well, maybe she didn't wanna be. 167 00:06:41,219 --> 00:06:42,470 She asked me! 168 00:06:42,554 --> 00:06:44,264 Oh, boy. 169 00:06:44,347 --> 00:06:46,266 Okay. I know I messed up, but I can explain. 170 00:06:46,349 --> 00:06:47,767 I don't wanna hear it. We're done. 171 00:06:50,353 --> 00:06:52,772 What a jerk, right? Yelling at a woman like that? 172 00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:01,781 All right. I'm about to call Senator Chase, 173 00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:04,409 one of the most influential women of our time, and ask her for help. 174 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,702 Just remember, 175 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:08,037 she's a senator, but she's also a person, 176 00:07:08,121 --> 00:07:09,956 so just try and keep it casual. 177 00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:11,332 Casual. Got it. 178 00:07:15,253 --> 00:07:17,046 - Kimberly? - Senator Chase! 179 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:20,175 To say it is a pleasure is clearly an understatement! 180 00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:21,634 That is casual to you? 181 00:07:21,718 --> 00:07:23,261 Honey, take it down a notch. 182 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:25,430 When you shout, my security gets nervous. 183 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:28,391 It's okay, Derek. It's just my daughter's shrill roommate. 184 00:07:28,475 --> 00:07:30,101 Now, why are you calling me, Kimberly? 185 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:32,645 I wanted to talk to you about the importance of unions. 186 00:07:32,729 --> 00:07:34,314 In the fall of 1794, 187 00:07:34,397 --> 00:07:36,900 William G. Tanner and the Countrymen Cordwainers 188 00:07:36,983 --> 00:07:38,318 of Philadelphia went on strike. 189 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:40,737 I'm going to pass this call onto my assistant, 190 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:42,238 but she will take thorough notes. 191 00:07:42,322 --> 00:07:43,823 Senator Chase, wait! 192 00:07:43,907 --> 00:07:45,825 The food service workers at Essex are on strike 193 00:07:45,909 --> 00:07:48,286 because we're getting paid less than the other schools. 194 00:07:48,369 --> 00:07:50,747 And we'd really appreciate your help. 195 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:52,290 Sorry, have we met? 196 00:07:52,874 --> 00:07:54,542 Yes. I'm Canaan. 197 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,419 I dated your daughter. 198 00:07:56,878 --> 00:07:57,921 Didn't you dump her? 199 00:07:58,421 --> 00:07:59,506 Yes. 200 00:07:59,589 --> 00:08:01,257 - Pass me back to Kimberly. - Okay. 201 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,969 Senator Chase, we really need you to come speak at our rally. 202 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:06,429 It would change everything. 203 00:08:06,513 --> 00:08:08,556 - Sweetie� - You're such a hero to the working class. 204 00:08:09,182 --> 00:08:11,768 There are real people here who need your help. 205 00:08:11,851 --> 00:08:14,771 People who deserve so much better than what they're getting, 206 00:08:14,854 --> 00:08:16,898 but who aren't strong enough to fight for themselves. 207 00:08:16,981 --> 00:08:18,525 They need someone like you. 208 00:08:19,192 --> 00:08:22,362 Specifically you because we don't know any other powerful people. 209 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:26,491 Kimberly, I'm in. 210 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,368 It worked? My speech moved you? 211 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:32,122 It did, but I also owe Whitney a visit, so your timing's good. 212 00:08:32,205 --> 00:08:33,915 I'll take it! A win's a win. 213 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:36,418 Hello? 214 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:37,627 - She hung up. - Yeah. 215 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:42,923 Hi. 216 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:45,218 Hey. You look cute. 217 00:08:45,301 --> 00:08:46,803 Oh, thanks. So do you. 218 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,680 I'm surprised you made it. You seemed so busy today. 219 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,016 I still am. My phone is, like, blowing up. 220 00:08:53,143 --> 00:08:54,644 Fifty-three notifications. 221 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:56,980 It's like, Kappa, chill. 222 00:08:57,063 --> 00:08:59,607 I just got into Kappa. 223 00:09:00,316 --> 00:09:01,776 Yikes. I'm sorry. 224 00:09:02,527 --> 00:09:03,570 Why? 225 00:09:03,653 --> 00:09:07,615 Oh, Kappa tried to tap me last year, and the Greek scene just isn't my thing. 226 00:09:07,949 --> 00:09:09,868 It all feels a little basic and fake. 227 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,201 At least to me. 228 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:14,998 Yeah. Well, Kappa's, like, not my entire social life. 229 00:09:15,081 --> 00:09:17,417 I actually have a few friend groups 230 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:21,463 that I bounce around between. Like, tomorrow I am going out partying 231 00:09:21,546 --> 00:09:24,549 with my crazy party friends. And they are crazy. 232 00:09:25,341 --> 00:09:26,593 Well, I'm free tomorrow. 233 00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:28,094 Is it cool if I join? 234 00:09:28,678 --> 00:09:30,388 - Like, come to the party? - Yeah. 235 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:33,433 I would literally love that. 236 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:35,017 Amazing. 237 00:09:39,314 --> 00:09:40,482 I'm screwed. 238 00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:42,567 - You got chlamydia again? - No. 239 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,278 No. I lied to impress Tatum, 240 00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:48,073 and now I have to take her to a cool party that doesn't exist. 241 00:09:48,156 --> 00:09:50,325 I know something that exists. My rally! 242 00:09:50,408 --> 00:09:52,327 No, I'm not bringing her to that. 243 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,162 But it's gonna be epic. 244 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,456 I've arranged for five pallets of Kirkland water, 245 00:09:56,539 --> 00:09:59,125 a whole lot of solidarity, and a very special guest. 246 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:00,877 She convinced my mom to come. 247 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,253 None of us are happy about it. 248 00:10:02,337 --> 00:10:04,422 This is gonna be the biggest news on campus 249 00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:05,882 since the Divinity School orgy. 250 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,385 Hey, mama! Could I yell at you out here real quick? 251 00:10:09,469 --> 00:10:12,097 Come on, string bean, I don't have all day! 252 00:10:12,806 --> 00:10:15,517 What the hell? I leave for one day and you go on strike? 253 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,102 Look, I know you're upset. 254 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:18,478 Of course I'm upset! 255 00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,605 I'm management. I can't go on strike. 256 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,400 Sure, you can. If we win, we all get paid more! 257 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,902 - Don't you wanna make more money? - Of course I do. I love money. 258 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:27,737 I'm saving up for a tattoo that says just that. 259 00:10:27,821 --> 00:10:29,030 Then stand with us! 260 00:10:29,114 --> 00:10:30,990 Frankly, we could use someone of your height. 261 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,325 I can't join you. 262 00:10:32,409 --> 00:10:33,993 I could get fired. 263 00:10:34,327 --> 00:10:35,745 So, what are you gonna do? 264 00:10:35,829 --> 00:10:38,665 You're gonna cross the picket line and run Sips all by yourself? 265 00:10:38,748 --> 00:10:40,375 Maybe. I don't know. 266 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,503 - You're putting me in a bad spot. - We're all in a bad spot. 267 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,213 I'm just trying to do something about it. 268 00:10:46,005 --> 00:10:47,549 Jocelyn knows what I'm talking about. 269 00:10:47,632 --> 00:10:49,884 Don't drag me into your public fight. 270 00:10:49,968 --> 00:10:51,261 I fight in private like a lady. 271 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,474 I'm leaving before I slap you in the titties. 272 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,443 You're the loudest typer I've ever heard in my life. 273 00:11:06,526 --> 00:11:07,861 I can't focus. 274 00:11:07,944 --> 00:11:10,321 You're not even working. You're playing on your phone. 275 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:12,157 I'm not playing on my phone. 276 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,825 I'm online shopping for swim shoes. 277 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,619 I have very sensitive toes. 278 00:11:17,162 --> 00:11:19,164 There she is, 279 00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,750 - my favorite daughter! - Never not funny, Mom. 280 00:11:24,419 --> 00:11:27,380 So, this is the place you've been spending all your time. 281 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,174 I like it! 282 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:30,258 I love this cup. 283 00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:32,093 It's a beaker. 284 00:11:32,177 --> 00:11:34,679 Senator Chase, it's an honor to meet you. 285 00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:38,558 On behalf of my entire generation, thank you for believing in climate change. 286 00:11:38,641 --> 00:11:39,893 Well, aren't you nice! 287 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:42,270 And, on behalf of my entire generation, 288 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,438 I'm sorry we caused it. 289 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,732 That's not my official position. 290 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:50,153 This is Andrew, and he's clearly kissing up to you. 291 00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:51,863 Do you wanna see my lab bench? 292 00:11:52,489 --> 00:11:55,825 Honey, I'm so proud of you for sticking with this. 293 00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:58,161 In fact, I have a surprise for you. 294 00:11:58,244 --> 00:11:59,954 I called in a favor 295 00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:02,832 and lined up an internship for you this summer 296 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,459 at the National Institute of Health! 297 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,419 The NIH. 298 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:08,379 Wow. Thank you. That's� 299 00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:10,589 so nice. 300 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,008 Are you not excited? 301 00:12:12,092 --> 00:12:16,137 No, no, I am. It's just, I was sort of looking at some internships 302 00:12:16,221 --> 00:12:18,181 and kinda wanted to get one on my own. 303 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,475 So, you don't want my help? 304 00:12:21,101 --> 00:12:22,310 I appreciate it, 305 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:25,688 but, you know, when you get involved, it changes the way people see me. 306 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,859 Well, I guess I will tell them you're not interested. 307 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:30,985 Yeah. 308 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:33,279 All right. I'm off to see President Lacey. 309 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,740 Senator, before you go, can I get a pic with you? 310 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,409 - It's for my mom. - Absolutely. 311 00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:38,952 - Thank you. Whitney, here, you take it. - Yeah. 312 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,704 Great. Should we do like a funny one? 313 00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:43,873 - I don't do funny ones. - Understood. 314 00:12:43,957 --> 00:12:45,458 Okay. Have a good day, Ma'am. 315 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,794 - Here. - Thanks, Whit. 316 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:56,136 Senator Chase, despite what you may have heard from picketing workers, 317 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:59,013 the administration cares deeply about the entire Essex community, 318 00:12:59,097 --> 00:13:02,559 which is why I wanted to show you this! 319 00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:04,936 What am I looking at? 320 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,689 This is our new mental health bubble. 321 00:13:07,772 --> 00:13:11,276 I'm sorry, what in the white nonsense are you talking about? 322 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,988 With mental health being so important these days, 323 00:13:15,071 --> 00:13:17,407 we wanted to create a comfy place 324 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:20,201 where sad students can sit on a West Elm chair 325 00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:23,288 and reflect on their issues until they're happy again. 326 00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:27,584 This mid-century biodome isn't a fix for the mental health crisis! 327 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:31,254 This is even more proof of how out of touch this college is! 328 00:13:31,337 --> 00:13:34,132 Yes. Exactly. I'm so in agreement with you that it's eerie. 329 00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:37,135 It's just, with the money the administration blew on this, 330 00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:39,304 you'd think you could afford to pay student workers more. 331 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:41,765 First off, this wasn't that expensive. 332 00:13:41,848 --> 00:13:43,141 The fuzzy chairs were donated. 333 00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:46,269 And when it comes to the union protest, the board won't budge. 334 00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:48,188 No matter who's applying the pressure. 335 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,900 Well, President Lacey, it seems we're at an impasse. 336 00:13:51,983 --> 00:13:55,028 So the Senator and I should get back to prepping our rally, 337 00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:56,946 which will continue as planned. 338 00:13:57,989 --> 00:14:00,408 It's gonna be fun. I hope you can make it. 339 00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:05,038 The key is to not look back at him, no matter how badly you want to. 340 00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:07,123 Oh, my God, yes, I love this. 341 00:14:07,207 --> 00:14:08,792 Oh, man, are you okay? 342 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,586 Don't worry, I didn't look back. 343 00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:20,053 Hey, Jocelyn, can I pick your brain for a sec? 344 00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:21,471 Fine, but let's keep it quick. 345 00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:24,516 I'm trying to learn Portuguese before my date with an exchange student. 346 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,892 Right, well, 347 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,645 do you know of any cool parties on campus tonight? 348 00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:31,356 Maybe something underground and elite? 349 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,149 Why are you asking like you're a cop? 350 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,360 Hold up, are you trying to get me busted for selling Adderall? 351 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,153 No. That's not it. 352 00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:40,156 - Oh. - Look, I really need to impress someone 353 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,325 and I don't know who else to ask. 354 00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:45,787 Okay, so I really shouldn't be telling anyone, 355 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,206 but I know an intern at the Essex Art Gallery, 356 00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:50,333 and apparently they're sneaking some people in 357 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,085 for a secret party there tonight. 358 00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:53,962 Inside the gallery? 359 00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:55,755 Oh, my God, that's perfect. 360 00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:56,839 Okay. Can you get me in? 361 00:14:57,424 --> 00:15:00,218 Well, aren't we thirsty today? I'll see what I can do. 362 00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:05,849 Eric, I know you're in there. 363 00:15:05,932 --> 00:15:07,809 Obviously you're upset, and you should be, 364 00:15:07,892 --> 00:15:09,519 but I'm not leaving until you talk to me. 365 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:12,939 Eric's dads? 366 00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:14,858 You must be Bela. What do you want? 367 00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:17,110 First, I know we haven't met, 368 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:19,863 but I just wanted to say that you've raised a tremendous son and� 369 00:15:19,946 --> 00:15:21,823 Flattery is not gonna work on us, young lady. 370 00:15:21,906 --> 00:15:23,241 You broke our boy's heart. 371 00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:25,869 He's eaten three whole Sbarro-sized slices of pizza today, 372 00:15:25,952 --> 00:15:27,036 and you know that's a lot for him. 373 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,621 - Please just let me explain. - Save it. 374 00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:31,249 If you really cared about Eric, you never would have put him through this. 375 00:15:31,332 --> 00:15:34,294 - It was just one stupid mistake. - Babe, I can't. You deal with her. 376 00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:37,172 You've toyed with his heart for months. He's better off without you. 377 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:39,382 - Leave him alone. - Could I just talk to him for a second? 378 00:15:39,466 --> 00:15:40,508 Eric's busy. 379 00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:43,011 And he wants his copy of Steve Martin's autobiography back. 380 00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:52,562 Posting this is going to get so many more students to come support us. 381 00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:55,440 And when President Lacey sees it, he's gonna flip. 382 00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:58,818 Good. 'Cause he's a little shit. Wait, you're not recording, are you? 383 00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:00,779 - I did not say that. - She didn't say that. 384 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,572 Oh, I'm not recording yet, 385 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,824 but I took the liberty of writing a little script. 386 00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:06,326 It's eight pages, single-spaced, 387 00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:08,745 but if you read fast, I think we can get it under a minute. 388 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:10,455 - Yeah, I'm not saying this. - Oh. 389 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,665 - Is this a poem at the end? - It's a song. 390 00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,250 No. 391 00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,920 Although, I do like this quote. 392 00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:20,924 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." 393 00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:22,592 That's from one of Essex's founders. 394 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:24,844 It's actually inscribed on the plaque right next to you. 395 00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:26,721 Smart! 396 00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:29,557 You know, you remind me of myself when I was your age. 397 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:31,184 Really? 398 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,936 Senator, that means so much to me. 399 00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:34,312 Would you write that on my LinkedIn? 400 00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:36,815 Sure! Chelsea, can you do that off your account? 401 00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:38,441 Oh� 402 00:16:38,525 --> 00:16:40,610 - Kimberly! - Jackson, hey! 403 00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:44,030 This is my friend, Senator Evette Chase. 404 00:16:44,114 --> 00:16:45,615 Hi. Nice to meet you. 405 00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:47,117 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 406 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,744 We're working on getting the word out about my big rally. 407 00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,872 Wait, is that from the dining hall? 408 00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:54,290 Yeah, I needed some study fuel. 409 00:16:54,374 --> 00:16:56,167 You would not believe how many shrimp I fit in this puppy. 410 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:58,002 Seriously? 411 00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,838 You know we're protesting the dining hall 412 00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,631 and not eating there to make a point, right? 413 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,299 Yeah, I knew you were. 414 00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:05,427 I didn't realize you expected me to do the same. 415 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,345 Well, it would be nice if you supported me. 416 00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:10,098 All right, I'll throw this away. 417 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,598 Thank you. 418 00:17:12,684 --> 00:17:14,686 Damn, that's a wide young man. 419 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,486 Oh. This is chic. 420 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,988 I didn't know they had parties in here. 421 00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:26,531 Yeah, not a lot of people do. 422 00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:28,825 How did you find out about this? 423 00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:31,161 Just, like, knowing the right people. 424 00:17:31,244 --> 00:17:34,330 My friend is an intern here, and they do this sometimes, so� 425 00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:37,041 Wow, well, I am impressed. 426 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,543 Get used to it. 427 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,626 Tatum? 428 00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:42,839 Laird! What are you doing here? 429 00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:45,049 This is my party! Isn't she cute? 430 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,843 Wait, you're Leighton's friend who planned this? 431 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:49,512 - Who? - Didn't you say your friend planned this? 432 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:53,850 Yeah. Yeah, but not� not� not Laird. I don't know Laird. 433 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:55,518 I was actually talking about someone else. 434 00:17:55,602 --> 00:17:58,521 Wait, I'm sorry, is someone else trying to take credit for my party? 435 00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:00,106 Who said they planned this? 436 00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,776 - Um� Jen? - Jen who? 437 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:06,905 You know, I can't recall her last name right now, 438 00:18:06,988 --> 00:18:08,573 but I will go find her. 439 00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:17,874 Kimberly! Look at this turnout! This is amazing! 440 00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:20,752 I know! Your mom is the best. Working with her today was incredible. 441 00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:21,835 Good. 442 00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,213 Hey, Whit. 443 00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:24,296 Hi. 444 00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:26,925 - It's good to see you. - Yeah. 445 00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:30,303 I'm gonna go pass out water. 446 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:31,386 - Okay. - Sure. 447 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,890 - You been good? - Yes. 448 00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:34,973 - You? - Yeah. 449 00:18:35,475 --> 00:18:36,518 Do you want� 450 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:37,936 - Sure. I'll take a sign. - Want a sign? 451 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,270 Uh, hey. 452 00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:42,065 Lila, you came! 453 00:18:42,148 --> 00:18:44,192 Oh, no, are you here to counterprotest? 454 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,611 No, I overreacted yesterday. You were right. 455 00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:48,988 I don't want to be the man. I hate the man. 456 00:18:49,572 --> 00:18:52,409 Unless, the man is 6'8" with a British accent. 457 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,370 Well, I know it took a lot for you to be here. 458 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:57,372 And I really appreciate you coming. 459 00:18:57,455 --> 00:19:00,333 Girl, I stand with you. 460 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,960 I don't care if I get in trouble. 461 00:19:02,585 --> 00:19:05,213 - Did you just put on a disguise? - No. No, no, no. 462 00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:07,090 This is just my new style. 463 00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:10,718 But if anyone asks, my name is not Lila. It's Charmaine Raphael. 464 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:13,054 - Are these free? - Uh, yeah. 465 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,223 Oh� 466 00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:16,766 Thank you. Out of my way! 467 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:21,354 Students of Essex! 468 00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:24,315 Thank you so much for coming out 469 00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:27,360 to show your support for Essex's food workers! 470 00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:34,576 It is my honor to introduce everybody's favorite girl boss, 471 00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:37,412 Senator Evette Chase! 472 00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:42,125 I thought we agreed not to use the term "girl boss." 473 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,918 But you are a girl boss. You have to own it. 474 00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:47,547 Ma'am, wait. There's an issue with the video you tweeted out. 475 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,674 Oh, no, did the sound not sync? 476 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,217 I shot it on my iPhone 6. 477 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:52,427 No, it's something else. 478 00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:56,556 Apparently that Essex founder you spoke about owned slaves. 479 00:19:56,639 --> 00:19:59,642 People are coming at you pretty hard, saying you're glorifying him. 480 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:03,480 To quote the illustrious Winston Moore, 481 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:07,650 "Humankind's greatest strength lies in its labor." He got it right. 482 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:09,861 Kimberly, what the hell? 483 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,821 You had me quoting a slave owner? 484 00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:13,531 Maybe no one will notice. 485 00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,366 They already did! 486 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,834 Eric? Hey. Wait! 487 00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:27,462 Stop. Okay, that's fair, you don't need to stop, just listen. 488 00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:28,755 What do you want? 489 00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:31,841 Look, I'm sorry I fucked up, but I just, I� 490 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,344 I need you to forgive me because I feel really shitty right now. 491 00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:37,680 - You need me to forgive you? - I really do. I feel terrible. 492 00:20:37,764 --> 00:20:38,807 Well, you should. 493 00:20:39,224 --> 00:20:42,102 And it shouldn't be about what you need, it's about what I need, so leave me alone. 494 00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:44,687 Eric, please. I wish I could take it back. 495 00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,272 You mean a lot to me. 496 00:20:46,356 --> 00:20:48,650 Do I? Because it seems like you spend all your time 497 00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:49,901 trying to get people to like you, 498 00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:53,029 but then when someone like me actually does, I'm not enough. 499 00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,281 You immediately focus on winning over someone else. 500 00:20:56,491 --> 00:20:57,534 Wow, I didn't� 501 00:20:57,617 --> 00:21:00,453 You know what? I'm gonna delete your number from my phone right now, 502 00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:01,579 if you wanna watch. 503 00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:04,582 There we go. Goodbye, Bela. 504 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,510 Let's get you out of here before you have to make a comment. 505 00:21:15,593 --> 00:21:17,345 Wait! Don't go! We still need you! 506 00:21:17,429 --> 00:21:18,638 Senator, the car is waiting. 507 00:21:18,721 --> 00:21:21,349 But isn't it better to address this right away, head on? 508 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,144 I will issue a statement tomorrow. 509 00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:26,062 But rather than let the news cycle take hold 510 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,772 and spin this into something bigger, 511 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:30,817 what if you got ahead of it and took charge of the narrative yourself? 512 00:21:33,611 --> 00:21:37,949 Yes, I accidentally quoted a problematic individual. 513 00:21:38,491 --> 00:21:41,745 Let's be real, he owned slaves. I should have googled him. 514 00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:45,415 But do not let my mistake 515 00:21:45,498 --> 00:21:47,542 distract from why I'm really here. 516 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:52,630 To support the hard-working employees of Essex College, 517 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:55,258 who deserve better treatment. 518 00:21:55,341 --> 00:21:57,552 Who deserve a living wage. 519 00:21:58,178 --> 00:22:01,055 And rest assured, we're gonna get that for them! 520 00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:02,432 And once that's done, 521 00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:04,851 I'm gonna get that slave owner's plaque removed, too. 522 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:09,564 Yes, we will do this! 523 00:22:09,647 --> 00:22:11,191 You're beautiful! 524 00:22:11,274 --> 00:22:12,776 I am here to tell you, 525 00:22:13,735 --> 00:22:15,528 we will do this! 526 00:22:23,369 --> 00:22:24,496 Hey. 527 00:22:25,622 --> 00:22:27,624 This is awkward, but� 528 00:22:27,707 --> 00:22:30,001 did you lie about knowing who planned this party? 529 00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:32,712 Uh, yeah. 530 00:22:32,796 --> 00:22:33,880 Yeah, I did. 531 00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:36,841 Lied right to your face. I have never met anyone here 532 00:22:36,925 --> 00:22:38,968 and I barely knew this museum existed. 533 00:22:39,677 --> 00:22:40,804 Why would you do that? 534 00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:43,223 Because I� 535 00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:47,227 I think you maybe are cooler than me. 536 00:22:47,894 --> 00:22:48,895 Oh, I am. 537 00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:54,150 Leighton, I'm not secretly calculating how cool you are 538 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,735 and deciding if you're worth my time. 539 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:58,613 I asked you to hang out tonight because I wanted to spend time with you. 540 00:22:58,696 --> 00:23:00,323 Because I already like you. 541 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:04,077 Wait. So, you still like me after this? 542 00:23:04,577 --> 00:23:06,496 That speaks really poorly of you. 543 00:23:07,038 --> 00:23:08,748 What can I say? I'm into damaged women. 544 00:23:09,874 --> 00:23:11,626 I'm kidding. I like you because you're hot. 545 00:23:12,127 --> 00:23:13,378 Oh, really? 546 00:23:22,053 --> 00:23:23,930 Senator, always a pleasure to see you. 547 00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:25,598 Always a pleasure. 548 00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:28,059 How was that? 549 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:29,686 Oh, he's terrified. 550 00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:32,522 They are going to agree to the union's demands. 551 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:33,857 That's so great. 552 00:23:34,357 --> 00:23:37,152 Mom, I want to apologize for earlier. 553 00:23:37,777 --> 00:23:39,112 I don't wanna seem ungrateful. 554 00:23:39,195 --> 00:23:40,864 Oh, honey, I get it. 555 00:23:40,947 --> 00:23:43,616 It's just that I've worked so hard to achieve my goals. 556 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,702 I just wanted to help. 557 00:23:45,785 --> 00:23:47,662 But I respect you wanting to do it on your own. 558 00:23:48,621 --> 00:23:49,664 Thank you. 559 00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:51,916 Well, make no mistake. It feels dumb. 560 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,669 I set up your idiot cousin Adam with a hedge fund, 561 00:23:54,753 --> 00:23:56,129 and now he owns a yacht. 562 00:23:56,671 --> 00:23:59,340 But you are so much smarter than him, 563 00:23:59,424 --> 00:24:00,759 so I know you can do it. 564 00:24:00,842 --> 00:24:02,469 I really think I can. 565 00:24:02,552 --> 00:24:06,514 I mean, it's only been one class, but it kinda clicks for me. 566 00:24:06,598 --> 00:24:07,766 Well, remember, 567 00:24:07,849 --> 00:24:09,142 if it stops clicking, 568 00:24:09,225 --> 00:24:12,812 I can text Meghan Markle and get you a job as her assistant like that. 569 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:13,896 Okay. 570 00:24:22,864 --> 00:24:24,991 Not bad for a girl from Gilbert. 571 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,335 Hey. Getting in a late-night workout? 572 00:24:35,418 --> 00:24:37,629 Yeah, just a quick set while I study. 573 00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:38,712 That's how I study too. 574 00:24:39,255 --> 00:24:41,549 I'm sorry if I was a little sharp with you earlier. 575 00:24:42,258 --> 00:24:44,385 No. No, I deserved it. 576 00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:45,804 I was being inconsiderate, 577 00:24:45,887 --> 00:24:47,388 which is why I got us this. 578 00:24:48,014 --> 00:24:49,182 I figured you might be hungry. 579 00:24:49,265 --> 00:24:50,809 Oh, my God, I'm starving. 580 00:24:50,892 --> 00:24:52,852 You swear it's not from the dining hall? 581 00:24:52,936 --> 00:24:54,687 I swear. It took an hour to get delivered, 582 00:24:54,771 --> 00:24:57,232 so it's cold and it won't be good. 583 00:24:57,315 --> 00:24:58,566 Sounds perfect. 584 00:25:11,371 --> 00:25:12,664 Seriously, I need to eat first. 585 00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,041 Okay. 586 00:25:37,188 --> 00:25:39,399 Ugh, my brain is fried. 587 00:25:39,482 --> 00:25:42,944 I mean, I killed this lab, but not sure I could spell my own name right now. 588 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:45,655 It was cool meeting your mom earlier. 589 00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:49,951 I mean, her policies are kind of insane and not tenable, 590 00:25:50,034 --> 00:25:52,787 but I did slide into her DMs about that internship you turned down. 591 00:25:53,329 --> 00:25:54,956 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? 592 00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:56,916 You are so opportunistic, it's insane. 593 00:25:57,751 --> 00:25:58,751 It's not insane. 594 00:25:59,669 --> 00:26:00,670 I just know what I want. 595 00:26:02,881 --> 00:26:03,881 Don't you?